Who is a MAN?

Who is a MAN?



A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.

He sacrifices his chocolates?? for his  sister.

He sacrifices his dreams ??for just a  smile on his parents' face.

He spends his entire pocket money?? on buyng gifts?? for the lady ??     he loves?? just to see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children?? by working late   at night without any complaint.

He builds ??their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife  & boss.

His life finally ends up only by compromising for others'   happiness.??

If he goes out, then he's careless ?

If he stays at home, then he's a lazy?

If he scolds children, then he's a monster ?

If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy?

If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy?

If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings ?

If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy?

If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave?

Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!

Funny dating joke

Son: "Daddy??, I fell in love?? & want to date?? this awesome girl??!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"??
Son??: "It's Sandra??, the neighbor's daughter".??
Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must
promise?? not to tell your mother.??
Sandra is actually your sister."??

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even
hotter!"??
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"?
Son??: "It's Angela??, the other neighbor's daughter."??
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister." ??
This went on couple ??of times and the son was so
mad??,
he went straight to his mother crying.??
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with
six girls???????????? but I can't date any of them because daddy's their father!"??
The mother hugs??him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want.
Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."?!!!
Son  Fainted..??.!!!

Best joke in 2014

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ??
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A frustrated husband in front of his laptop::::::;
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
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A married man's prayer;

Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.

U gave me youth, u took it away.

U gave me a wife.., Its been years now, ----------
just reminding u......
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
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Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
??????
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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal
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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: Honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: That's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
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A bus full of housewives going on a picnic , fell into a river , and all of them died .

Each husband cried for a week , but

One husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked wether he missed his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife missed the bus !!!

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In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues...
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...

God said "So you control ur wife?"

Man: "R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here"??????...
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Killer!!!!!!! ????????
If Flipkart starts matrimonial services ??, they will become the No.1 site in the world ?? because they have a 30 day return ??policy no questions asked
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