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Director: P Kumar
Cast & Crew: Sharan, Ishita Dutta, Ravishankar, Sadhu Kokila, Tabla Nani
Music: V Sridhar
Raja Rajendra is a Kannada comedy film, starring Sharan in a double role. The film marks the reunion of the director and actor Sharan after their previous venture, Jai Lalitha.


No.            Title                                              Title Singer(s)
1. "Raja Rajendra"                          Vijay Prakash

2. "Mini Mini Vajramuni"                      Vijay Prakash, Fayaz Khan

3. "Madhyana Kanasinalli"                     Sharan, Manjula Gururaj

4. "Haadu Haadutheeni"                   Shankar Shanbog, Vijay Prakash


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Description
*This release will not fit on a single-layer DVDR*
*Use a Dual-layer DVDR, Blu-Ray, or 8+GB UFD*

murphy78 presents Windows 8.1 8in1 x64 with Update Feb2015
This image contains Windows Updates current to Feb10-2015

No Windows 8.1 Settings were harmed in the making of this ISO.
No Programs are added to Windows.
No Registry Settings were modified.
No Unattended Settings were added to the ISO.



64-bit Sources:
9600.17053.winblue_refresh.141120-0031_x64fre_client_coresinglelanguage_en-us-ir5_csla_x64frer_en-us_esd_e917848838d7d8111c93dd7b1d78ae8d047b9bcf.esd
en_windows_8.1_n_with_update_x64_dvd_6051677.iso
en_windows_8.1_enterprise_with_update_x64_dvd_6054382.iso
en_windows_8.1_enterprise_n_with_update_x64_dvd_6050225.iso

Installation Indexes:
Windows 8.1 (Core)
Windows 8.1 (Core) N
Windows 8.1 (Core) Single Language
Windows 8.1 Pro
Windows 8.1 Pro N
Windows 8.1 Pro with Media Center
Windows 8.1 Enterprise
Windows 8.1 Enterprise N

Release File: Win81-x64-en-US-Feb2015.iso
Size: 6.00 GB
SHA-1: B51182486D623E9C4AB03148DCC9C84F62B1B5DA

Language: en-US (English - United States)

Pre-integration Image (Permanent Updates):
Servicing Stack: KB3012199
Main updates:
KB2894856-v2, KB2899189, KB2976536, KB2977765, KB2978041, KB2978126,
KB2979576, KB2989930, KB2990967, KB2994290, KB2998174, KB3002885,
KB3004361, KB3004365, KB3004394, KB3008242, KB3008923, KB3011780,
KB3013126, KB3013410, KB3013455-v2, KB3016074, KB3019215, KB3019868,
KB3019978, KB3020338, KB3021674, KB3021953, KB3022777, KB3023266,
KB3023562, KB3024663, KB3025390, KB3029944, KB3031044, KB3031432,
KB3034196, KB2955164, KB2965500, KB2962409, KB2975719, KB2979582,
KB2990532, KB2993100, KB2993651, KB2977174, KB2984006, KB2994897,
KB2995004, KB2995518, KB2995388, KB2996799-v2, KB3003667, KB2934520,
KB2962806

2nd-integration (Monthly Pending Updates):
Main updates:
KB3013769, KB3013816, KB3021952, KB3023607, KB3036197, KB2959977,
KB2980654, KB2894852-v2, KB2966826, KB2966828, KB2968296, KB2972103-v2,
KB2972213, KB2973114, KB2978122, KB2979573
Pro-Only update: KB2973351
ProWMC-Only update: KB2973201

Tools used:
dism for Image Exports
oscdimg for ISO mastering
Microsoft Diagnostics and Recovery Toolset (DaRT) 8.1
Added Info folder to Windows Setup dir to annoy credit theives
murphy78 diskpart/apply script v1.2.6

Features:
-Resetbased starting images using preventpending to reduce release size
-NetFx 2-3.5.1 added to integration
-DaRT 8.1 integrated into boot.wim and winre.wim recovery options.
-Diskpart/apply script with recovery image and multi-boot support v1.2.6*
*To access, press shift-f10 during boot-setup and type: "MENU"
-UEFI and normal BIOS booting support.

UPGRADE NOTE:
-EI.CFG is present. *You will need to extract the iso and delete this
file to upgrade from a previous version of Windows*. You will also want to
allow setup to download updates during upgrade process. You use the key
appropriate to the index you wish to install in the txt file I provided.
Then, after setup, you change your key to whatever you wish and activate.

Notes:
-I'm no longer doing the huge AIO or Office versions.
-While I realize this release is still fairly large, it is still a fraction
of the effort of the huge pre-activated/oem versions.
-ESD compression was returning the dreaded 0xC...5 errors so I reverted to
Wim/SWM files to keep support for UEFI without the install errors.
-ProWMC tokens were copied with generic Pro activation to allow direct
installs if you have a legit key.

**Installation instructions**:
Install from boot or delete the ei.cfg from the sources\ directory and run
the setup.exe to upgrade. If you upgrade, you'll need the keys provided in
the Win81-pkeys.txt I provide. If you don't have a legit retail key or
legit Volume MAK for Enterprise/Pro, I suggest using the gVLK in the txt.

To Activate using KMS, download the MTK 2.5.2 using the magnet link in the
torrent directory, run MTK, and select the EZ-Activator option. If you ever
experience a problem with AutoKMS activation, because of an A/V program,
switch to tap-adapter in the settings. It's more friendly with AV programs
than the secohook method.

There is also an OEM branding tool that you can use in conjunction with the
OEM's folder from the Multi-Branding OEM project on MDL. If you pick that
up and put it next to the "OEM's" folder and run it, you can apply all the
graphics to desktop background and system info and such. Remember to thank
Alphawaves on that thread if you use that. It's pretty nifty. I use it myself.

Credits:
Alphawaves, The_Guardian, searchengine, and many others - Multi-Branding tool
CODYQX4 - Microsoft Toolkit 2.5.2
Microsoft - MSDN ISO and ESD files. Love you, MS <3
murphy78 - Testing, ISO design, Integration, Diskpart/Apply script


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What is love?

What is love?

Love is when my mom kisses me and says mera bachha lakhon me ek hai...

Love is when you come back from work and dad says 'arey beta! aaj bohot der ho gai

Love is when ur bhabhi says ' hey hero ladki dekhi hai tere liya, koi aur pasand ho tou bata dena'

Love is when ur brother says ' bhai tu tension na le, main hu na tere saath

Love is when you r  Moodless and your sis says ' chal bhai kahi ghoom kay aatein hai

Love is when ur best friend hugs you and says' abe tere bagair mazaa nahi aata yar....

These all are best moments of love.....don't miss them in life.

Love is not only having a bf or gf.

Love you all who have been a special part of my life...........

Its love,
when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage.

Its love,
when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him.

Its love,
when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake.

Its love,
when ur friend holds your hand tightly on a slippery
road.

Its love,
when your brother messages you and asks did you reach home on time..

Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going around the city.

Love when you send a small msg to your friends to make them smile

 Luv is actually a name of "care"..



                                                                love you all

Funny couples story

Rakesh was worried that his wife was having an hearing problem and he thought she might need a  hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.


"Here's what you do,"
said the Doctor,
"stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet,
then 20 feet,
and so on until you get a response.."


That evening,
his wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner,
and Rakesh thought of testing the same.
He says to himself,
"I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.?"

Then in a normal tone he asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"


No response....


So he moves closer to the kitchen,
about 30 feet from his wife and repeats,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"


Still No response...


Next he moves to the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets No response...


So, he walks up to the kitchen door,
about 10 feet away.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is No response....

So he walks right up behind her,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"


(You'll Love this)

Who is a MAN?

Who is a MAN?



A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.

He sacrifices his chocolates?? for his  sister.

He sacrifices his dreams ??for just a  smile on his parents' face.

He spends his entire pocket money?? on buyng gifts?? for the lady ??     he loves?? just to see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children?? by working late   at night without any complaint.

He builds ??their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife  & boss.

His life finally ends up only by compromising for others'   happiness.??

If he goes out, then he's careless ?

If he stays at home, then he's a lazy?

If he scolds children, then he's a monster ?

If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy?

If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy?

If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings ?

If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy?

If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave?

Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!

Funny dating joke

Son: "Daddy??, I fell in love?? & want to date?? this awesome girl??!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"??
Son??: "It's Sandra??, the neighbor's daughter".??
Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must
promise?? not to tell your mother.??
Sandra is actually your sister."??

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even
hotter!"??
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"?
Son??: "It's Angela??, the other neighbor's daughter."??
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister." ??
This went on couple ??of times and the son was so
mad??,
he went straight to his mother crying.??
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with
six girls???????????? but I can't date any of them because daddy's their father!"??
The mother hugs??him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want.
Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."?!!!
Son  Fainted..??.!!!

Best joke in 2014

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ??
           -----------"""------------

A frustrated husband in front of his laptop::::::;
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
        -----------"""""''''--------------

A married man's prayer;

Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.

U gave me youth, u took it away.

U gave me a wife.., Its been years now, ----------
just reminding u......
       ----------"""""----------

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
         ------------"""""-------------

Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
??????
     ----------"""""----------
Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal
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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: Honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: That's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
          -----------""""""""""------------

Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
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A bus full of housewives going on a picnic , fell into a river , and all of them died .

Each husband cried for a week , but

One husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked wether he missed his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife missed the bus !!!

      --------------------------+--------

In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues...
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...

God said "So you control ur wife?"

Man: "R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here"??????...
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Killer!!!!!!! ????????
If Flipkart starts matrimonial services ??, they will become the No.1 site in the world ?? because they have a 30 day return ??policy no questions asked
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