SMS joke

just for fun SMS joke

1.i need to tell you a secret. look at 52.the ans is look at 9 3.don't get mad look at 64.calm down don't be mad.look at 85.first look at 26. sorry i forgot it. yeah got it look 7.7.i love you buddy8.what i want to say is look at 39.be patient look 4

2) Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”

 Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
   Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
     Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’

3)Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”

Student: “A heart attack.”

Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.